Lies, Lies, Lies
and some facts about me:
1. I… narrowly escaped having to live a life of Capricorn
2. … learnt to read at the age of 5, almost on my own, so they say
3. … loved school
4. … quite often got into trouble for what they call the “long tongue” in Slovenia
5. … learnt to play billiards and card games at the grammar school
6. … once worked on assembly line for 2 months to earn some money for my studies
7. … once hitchhiked to Berlin and back to Ljubljana
8. … love my present job
9. … prefer German for thinking about life, the Universe and all the fish
10. … speak a very difficult Slovenian dialect including sounds like ö and ü
11. … speak English with either a German or a Slovenian accent
12. … sincerely apologize for my English
13. … love Yiddish and Klezmer
14. … am happily married though I used to claim I would never do so
15. … gave up smoking successfully, after 10 miserable years
16. … did put on some weight after that, so what
17. … have never eaten a hamburger in my life
18. … have never owned a TV set
19. … hate Brad Pitt but adore Adrien Brody
20. … am team Aniston
21. … am a big fan of Helge Schneider
22. … own an iPod Shuffle and a Nano
23. … can’t ski, skate or similar
24. … can’t play any instruments or sing
25. … almost never wear make up
26. … wear glasses
27. … would schlepp with me to a lonely island: husband, library, internet connection
28. … envy people who have successfully written a book of any interest
29. … am quite ticklish
30. … love moose (elk)
31. … like to shop at H&M
32. … love good jokes
33. … should probably be translating an operating manual for something right now
34. … wear six small earrings. Three in each ear, of course.
35. … love being 35. I really do.


